Interests include books, vlogging, muppets, ballet, generally nerdy things, and other odds and ends.
I auto-reblog cows.
It's a beautiful day, outside.
Still tweeking the theme, but holy shit.
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear It hit a spider that fell and now they’re on my face
sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
there are rights and wrongs and in-betweens
Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…
Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.
Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters -
check it out here!
I would totally want a Mantis Shrimp because they are some of the most bad ass things in existence and they are AWESOME!!!
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
Not being afraid of teenagers
Calling the doctor yourself
Arguing without crying
Having a normal sleep pattern
Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’