Update: I don’t actually like hotdogs
Update: bob and bobina have been scalped
Update: bob is all right lol
Update: bobina was in a horrible skiing accident and lost her leg
Update: these hotdog people look sad as fuck
Update: the bloody new dog woke up and is now jumping on me profusely and trying to eat my paper towel covered hotdog while I loudly scream at her outside at 2 am in a city because she weighs half as much as me and it hurts like hell
Update: an adult has come to check on me
Update: did you know you can microwave hotdogs in paper towels?
