Meet Caressa.

Interests include books, vlogging, muppets, ballet, generally nerdy things, and other odds and ends.

I auto-reblog cows.

It's a beautiful day, outside.

Still tweeking the theme, but holy shit.

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

dickspeightjr:

sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

there are rights and wrongs and in-betweens

karla-chans-bjds:

beepony:

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

magikarp tho

I would totally want a Mantis Shrimp because they are some of the most bad ass things in existence and they are AWESOME!!!

badgermoles:

alysanne:

sometimes I think about my own character development

#it’s shit someone should fire my writers

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it