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don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams
(via subarusakurazuka)
I just had a vivid picture of a nursing home in, say, 60-70 years, wherein the current generation was the focus of the care and an old lady with Alzheimer’s just leans o ver to her friend and very loudly whispers “it’s Friday” and the elder lady at the piano starts singing “5am waking up in the morning…” and the entire room just groans and yells obscenities about how it’s wednesday
#i have goals
#too tired to blog
#what
#whut
#wht
#wh
#w
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what did gatsby say when myrtle got hit by a car
oopsie daisy
(via stuff-and-shenanigans)
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
(via lilylunapotter)
I made a video! Harlem Shake- the Carrot Edition.
#harlem shake
#funny harlem shake
#carrot harlem shake
#carrot
#carrots
#funny
#video
#youtube
#over tagged
